Not An Addict Anymore
Now that his dreams have been realized and he feels amazing but also his business has been reduced to a shell of itself and has been evicted from its warehouse, his reputation is a punchline, and he’s broke and unable to pay his legal fees while several defamation suits remain unresolved, and there are no nominations or committees or other help on the way, it’s fun to imagine a sobbing Mike Lindell at home in his bathrobe, saluting a photo of President Trump on his wall and saying, “At least I’m not an addict anymore,” before sitting down to pick up a different, smaller picture of President Trump.
