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Metal Squirrels

BySupremeLeaderSean November 23, 2024November 25, 2024

Attorney. General. Matt. Gaetz. Nothing means anything anymore. Don’t wait for society to topple from above. Start now. Leave restroom keys behind on the sink. Set all radio presets to the metal stations. Trap squirrels and release them in Target.

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Breakroom Whiteboard

BySupremeLeaderSean November 23, 2024November 25, 2024

Right now in the custodians’ break room at Fox News there is a whiteboard on the wall where they are working out the odds to see which one of them will be named Secretary of the Interior.

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oregon whale on beach
Strange History

Fire in the Blowhole

BySupremeLeaderSean November 23, 2024November 25, 2024

On November 12, 1970 the Oregon Department of Transportation (Highway Division) used a half ton of dynamite in an attempt to disintegrate an enormous dead Pacific grey whale that had washed ashore in Florence, OR several days prior. The explosion launched bits of whale as far as a quarter mile away, and one especially large…

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The Ensisheim Meteorite
Strange History

The Ensisheim Meteorite

BySupremeLeaderSean November 23, 2024November 25, 2024

November 7, 1492 is when the Ensisheim meteorite fell just outside the town walls of Ensisheim in Alsace, now France. It’s the oldest meteorite fall with a recorded observation, and the oldest in Europe to have any material preserved. The descending fireball was observed from as far away as 150 miles, and it created a…

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amuse-bouche

BySupremeLeaderSean November 23, 2024November 25, 2024

Sean’s blog is maintained by Tina. Spelling errors and thoughts shared belong to Sean alone.

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